Wonderfully amusing excerpt

"I believe if you can identify with more than 70% of either party's platform, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. Gun control is silly and senseless, and gays should be allowed to marry, if for no other reason than to infuriate people who give a damn where a pair of consenting adults he doesn't know stick their dicks. As Bill Clinton said, abortion should be "safe, legal and rare." Rarer still should be taxes, lawsuits, the average man's forced interfacing with Big Govt and The War on What Your Broker, Doctor, Lawyer, Plumber and Half the People in the Front Pew on Sunday do Recreationally with No Adverse Consequences. P.J. O'Rourke properly defined a conservative as a "liberal who's been mugged by reality." Ralph Nader properly defined both parties when he noted the difference between them was "the velocity with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door." There'll be 112% voter turnout in many districts in Philadelphia this Fall." ~PhilaLawyer.net

I don't agree with all of it, but certainly with some...and I think the tone of the post is sufficiently fun to warrant sharing.